So my computer is back. That is, back in its place on my cluttered desk. It had been gone for two days before my husband missed it. He just thought it was sitting behind the plastic grocery bag with the green stuff in it. He won't touch that bag. I would have...touched it, that is...before whatever-is-in-it turned green. And mushy...did I mention it was mushy?
But Charlie would never have moved that bag to see if the computer was there or not ( "Not " was what it was...or wasn't, I guess.) He wanted me to move the bag, and I would have before...I guess we covered that, didn't we?
Anyway, I am not overly fond of green mushy stuff. I had next-day spinach salad for lunch and it was kind of mushy, but it had chick peas and bacon in it that were still solid so it really doesn't count.
I picked up the bag on the desk with the end of the broken yardstick that I couldn't throw away because I might need it if I misplace my ruler, though in a pinch you can use your checkbook because it is usually six inches long so two of them together would make a foot ...and I threw it away. The bag, not the yardstick, silly.
So now I have started on a new book...two of them really. One fiction and one not. Or "non." Hopefully by the time I finish writing this blog my thoughts will have become ordered ebnough to place them on paper...or on screen...By the way, have you ordered your copies of my other two new books? You haven't? Well, you are in good company. According to Google, there are 304,059,710
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Oh. OH, oh oh.
I think I remember what was in that bag. I believe it was produce from my daughter's garden. Raspberries, I think. You might not know this, but even red produce will eventually turn green under the right circumstances. So will marinara sauce...in time.
